V-Day Clichés

14th of Feb;

the day for lovers.

Caught in a clichéd web

from which I’ll never recover.

 

Teddy bears for a tenner

sell out like a dash -  

but their venomous hairs

impose a war waging rash.

 

Simpy songs

crawl through my brain -

trapped in a cheesy chorus

where ungoverned humming proceeds to pain

I can’t escape!

 

Potent perfume

nestles in my pores:

Inhaling foul fumes,

I choke on his kiss

as he ticks off his checklist

of romantic chores.

 

Forget the lovers,

It’s a day for the Money Machine,

to pawn the true love

of which we dream.

 

 

 

Those Greedy Beasts

they are so cruel,

to fix up a feast

for the materialist fool.

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue;

in one week

they’ll be dead -

 

and our love too.

 

Maeve Byrnes

Maeve Byrnes is a final-year student of Nua-Ghaeilge and English. She has a great passion for literature, creative writing, live music, and film. She is thrilled to be this year’s Copy Editor and can’t wait to help take the Silver Hand to new heights!

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