V-Day Clichés
14th of Feb;
the day for lovers.
Caught in a clichéd web
from which I’ll never recover.
Teddy bears for a tenner
sell out like a dash -
but their venomous hairs
impose a war waging rash.
Simpy songs
crawl through my brain -
trapped in a cheesy chorus
where ungoverned humming proceeds to pain
I can’t escape!
Potent perfume
nestles in my pores:
Inhaling foul fumes,
I choke on his kiss
as he ticks off his checklist
of romantic chores.
Forget the lovers,
It’s a day for the Money Machine,
to pawn the true love
of which we dream.
Those Greedy Beasts
they are so cruel,
to fix up a feast
for the materialist fool.
Roses are red
Violets are blue;
in one week
they’ll be dead -
and our love too.